i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
- That 70’s Show (via her0inchic)
to everyone i went to high school with
Sooooo many of them.
- (5:25 am)
i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole